Metallica vs Jesus
Metallica vs Jesus Let’s begin this story with a parable: Metallica was playing a set in a bar. After the set, the band was sitting around enjoying some drinks when in walks Jesus. The band was stunned. “Can I buy a shirt?” Jesus asks. “You can have any shirt you’d like,” they respond. “Pick one out for me,” Jesus replies. The band rummages through the cardboard boxes looking for the perfect shirt for Jesus. They debate the various options. The one with a menacing snake equipped with razor sharp fangs dipped in blood is considered, but no, it’s too reminiscent of Satan in the Garden of Eden. Another member of the band holds up one with an illustration of a toilet and a hand with a dagger coming up from within it; “Metal Up Your Ass” is the caption. The bandmates chuckle to themselves but put it back, it being too vulgar for Jesus. The one with a skeleton reaper affixed with a scythe is also dismissed; it’s too dark they think. After some time, and more shirts piling upon th...